Quotes from Craig Bruce

When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

Anything on paper is obsolete!

The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't.

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.

Think Tank, noun: The shower.

1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.

Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'

'Programming' is a four-letter word.

My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.