Quotes from Sherrilyn Kenyon

You woke up on the wrong side of the oak tree, didn't you? (Acheron)

You should have told them about him. (Artemis) Told them what, Artemis? Behave or the bitch-goddess will unleash her insane killer on you? (Acheron)

Screw reality. It don't feed my dog. It don't make my Porsche payments. It don't get me laid. Bullshit does that…and I like it that way. (Leo)

Keep your lips and other body parts to yourself or you'll be headless. (Apollymi)

Lydia: Strange how you always remember the pain someone gave you, but seldom the hurt you caused them.

That wasn't love; that was stupidity.

All right, the pendulum isn't working. Sometimes you need an accelerant to help it." – Death "Like gasoline?" – Nick "Yes, Nick. We're going to set the book and your pendulum on fire and then use them 'cause we're just that intelligent." – Death

I know. 'Nick, go after psycho-ass and show him where he lives.' But might I point out that in doing this, I should qualify for hazard pay? (Nick) Might I point out that staying here with me is far more hazardous to your health? (Acheron) What? Am I still here? Oh no, sorry, thought I'd left ten minutes ago. (Nick)

You better hope that I never see you walking down the street while I'm driving my car! (Tory)

Oh yeah, this was so comforting. Like a porcupine in a condom factory.' (Danger)

So why did you get shot? One of your witticisms go awry? (Nekoda)

Why can't you ever answer a simple question? (Wulf) Ask me a simple question and you will get a simple answer. (Acheron)

He wanted to work in Hot Woman Valhalla until he died of testosterone poisoning. (Nick)

What happened to you? (Sin) Was mistaken for a punching bag again. But what the hell, I'm used to it. (Xypher)

I am Death and no one defeats or escapes Death. (Thanatos) You know, I'll bet most people shit their pants in terror when you hand them that line. But you know what, Mr. I-want-to-be-scary-and-am-failing-miserably? I'm not a person. I'm a Dark-Hunter and in the grand scheme of things you don't mean shit to me. Now I can sit here and play with you, but I'd rather just put you out of both our miseries. (Zarek)

Seal the door behind us. (Acheron) Um, not to be argumentative or anything, but didn't we have to fight to get that opened? (Kish) Well, if you want to leave it open and let all the demons in – (Female Dolophonos) Close it, please. (Kish) I somehow thought you'd agree. (Female Dolophonos)

It's not the pain that's inflicted on us by others that destroys us. It's the pain we let inside our hearts that does that. Don't let the human's anger become yours. It can drive you mad if you do. (M'Adoc)

How you figure that, grom? Your mother's the Destroyer. It's a title she not only earned, but one she relishes. And you're sending me in with only a few Charonte as backup. What did I ever do to you? (Savitar) Man up, Sav. You're whining like a little girl. (Acheron) If your mother has her way, she'll turn me into one, and I look like shit in pink. Thanks, kid. (Savitar)

If you leave here, War can find you again. What are you going to do if that happens? (Tory) Leave bloodstains on his best shirt. (Acheron)

Kicking a police car? Really?' Caleb shrugged. 'Car offended me. It was sitting right where I wanted to stand. What would you do?

Her new powers surging, she went to have a long overdue Come-to-Jesus talk with the goddess. (Tory)

Did you see a doctor? (Syn) Yeah. It'll heal. (Cruel) Did your mom say anything? (Syn) Clean the blood out of the carpet before it sets. What could she say? Better me than her. (Cruel)

I wish I could take away your pain. I wish I could go back to when you were born and take you somewhere safe. Far away from all the people who've hurt you. (Kiara) You're doing that now. (Nykyrian)

Bubba there zombies.....and there trying to eat me! -Nick Gautier