Quotes from Sherrilyn Kenyon

Asteros's Motto: Most experience comes from bad judgement.

You don't know about Travis Fimmel? Oh, sister, you are deprived. He the finest man alive. (Simi) You lust for men? (Xirena) Well, I certainly don't lust for women. (Simi) No, I mean you lust for humans? (Xirena) Well, don't you? (Simi) Ew! What have you don't to her? You have corrupted a good demon! (Xirena)

My kingdom for a gun. (Geary) You don't have a kingdom. (Brian) And I don't have a gun- looks like I'm shit out of luck all the way around, huh? (Geary)

So if the punks come here, they're going to dance with the devil and get the short end of the horn. (Zarek) No one better than my Zarek to rip someone's head off. You two should get along famously. (Astrid)

Yeah. Just keep the live feed going so that I can see it and pretend I'm there, too. (Tory) Yes, my queen. Anything else you'd like? (Geary) A million dollars and Brad Pitt. (Tory) You forgot world peace. (Geary) I'm feeling a bit selfish today. Teenage hormonal overdose, I think. Or just general excitement. (Tory)

Yes, and for the record, he thinks you're insane, too. (Otto) Oh, goodie. But I guess that's only fair since I think he's psychotic. (Susan)

Talon pulled another beignet from the sack and held it up for her to eat.) That stuff is hazardous to your health. (Sunshine) Baby, life is hazardous to your health. (Talon)

Thank you, Shay. (Syn) For what? (Shahara) For looking into the eyes of nothing and seeing a man you could love. (Syn)

Yeah, well, I'll be glad to birth it if it means I can name him something normal. (Zarek) Yeah, yeah. This from a man who whines like a two-year-old when he stubs his toe. I'd like to see you survive ten hours of childbirth. (Astrid)

You know the legend. Stab them in the heart and they'll die. (Ravyn) Call me Buffy. I'm even blond, but don't ask me to wear a halter top. Or corset. (Susan)

Yeah, but I don't want to be in pain, and I definitely don't want to suffer." – Nick "Well…The only way to avoid them is to die." – Death "Okay, let's change the topic now. Oh, look! A chicken." – Nick

Where I come from, family's defined as those who don't screw you over a paycheck. Blood makes no difference. If you can trust them with your life and know that they'll be there come whatever hell rains down, then they're your family.

You know, the thing about life and love is that they are both ever-changing while people seldom are. (Acheron)

How wonderful. An Atlantean to eat. (Female Gallu) How wonderful. A bitch to declaw. (Kat)

Good God, Dev. Have you completely lost your mind? Don't tease the psychotic tiger. He's getting all angry and frothing at the mouth. Someone's going to think he's rabid. (Serre) Yeah, but teasing him is like throwing meat at Kyle. It's highly entertaining. (Dev)

Mind control won't work on those who are really hardheaded. You know… Creatures like you.

And in your world, Captain Scary, that would mean? (Fang) You hit him three times and then you stop. It's in English. Hell, it's in –your- English. You were born then! (Thorn) That was my third hit. (Fang) I have a tumor. I know I have a tumor. I just wish I were mortal so that it could kill me. (Thorn)

How long till our powers are back? (Kat) A few hours according to last time. (Sin) Sweet, and we have how long till the bitches awake? (Kat) Less than two. (Sin) Can you say screwed, boys and girls? Yes, I thought you could. (Kat)

Yeah, well, I guess I feel like all of us misfits need to hang together. At least that way we don't swing along. (Tabitha)

Rule One, boy: shoot first then ask questions Rulw Two, Double tap just for good measure. Better safe then sorry. -Bubba

Stay out there! Don't you dare come back in here with those evil mind tricks! (Simone) Does it buy me any bonus points to note that you have a really nice looking ass? (Xypher)

I know you're going to find this hard to believe, but for some reason I don't understand, I actually like you…most of the time. (Simone) Well, you also love Jesse. Obviously your taste in men leaves a lot to be desired. (Xypher)

ahhh the beauty of annihilation. There's nothing like it.

No offense but I don't relish being someone's science experiment. Been there, done that, and sold the T-shirt for profit. (Sebastian)