Quotes from Sherrilyn Kenyon

So…that's like your pet monkey?" – Nick (The tiny horse snorted flames and whinnied at him.) "Easy, girl. You'd do well to show her respect. She can understand you, and she doesn't take well to insults." – Death "Sorry, Flicka. Didn't mean to rattle your bridle." – Nick

Greetings, O Great Gazoo. How nice of you to join us here on planet Earth again. (Cael) Thanks, Barney. How's Betty and Bam Bam doing? (Acheron) Great, if I could only get them away from Wilma and Pebbles. Those women are nothing but trouble. (Cael) Nah, they're good women. It's the ones in red who are always the downfall of good men. (Acheron)

Come on, Megeara. Walk on the wild side with me. Let's get naked and ruin Solin's upholstery. It serves two purposes. We're happy and he's pissed. (Arik)

So you're telling me that right now I'm responsible for Acheron's beloved pet and the favorite sister of the Fates? (Zarek) Tell Fang-boy I'm not a pet. If he doesn't take a nicer tone to me, he's going to be really sorry. (Simi)

Let him go, Julian. His entire body isn't worth one molecule of yours. (Grace) (To Paul) Where I come from, we butchered worthless cowards like you just for practice. (Julian)

Akri infallible. Well, except for a couple of things, and we don't talk about those 'cause it makes akri cranky. I like that word 'infallible.' It just like me. Infallible. (Simi)

You're so beautiful. I wish I'd seen you as a child. (Acheron) You didn't miss much. I had buck teeth and stringy hair. (Kat)

Vane passed the mashed potatoes across Bride to Fury, who stared at them with a fierce frown What are these? he asked. Potatoes, Vane told him. What did they do to them?

That's not fair. (Talon) I'm not paid to be fair. I'm paid to kick Daimon ass. (Acheron)

And neither do I, asshole. (Wren) Wow. Multiple syllables and a whole sentence from the tiger. Who'd have ever thought it? Whoever she was, she must have had a lot of talent to make you speak. Next thing you know, she'll have the dead walking. Quick, call a Dark-Hunter. I'm sure some of them would like another resurrection. (Dev)

At the back of the cave, Phoebe placed her hand against one of the stones where a spring release opened an elevator door. Chris gave an over exaggerated gape.) Holy Hand Grenade, Batman, it's a bat cave. (Chris)

Evil? (Sin) To the core of her rotten soul. (Kat) It's true. There's nothing like a bitch in heels, of which I'm the biggest. I know there has to be a point to this, since you're in a dream with gorgeous twins and nobody's naked. I could have sworn I taught you better, Katra. (Kytara)

My father used to say that it's not enough to just beat an attacker off. You have to hurt them enough that they'll know not to tangle with you anymore. Or preferably kill them. (Wren)

I'm not afraid of them. Hits, I can take. After all, I was slapped on the ass the minute I was born, and not a damn thing has changed since.

Lucille certainly picked a fine time to leave us, didn't he? I just wish our only problem was four hungry children and a crop in the field. (Danger) You know, your sarcasm isn't helping anymore than your bizarre and scattered references to literature and bad country songs. (Alexion) Not true, it's helping me maintain a calm facade that I most definitely do not feel. (Danger) Well, it's starting to piss me off. (Alexion) Ooo, you almost scare me when you say that.

You can be known as Val or Babycakes." His gaze darkened. "My name is Valerius and I will not answer to Val." She shrugged. "Fine then, Babycakes, have it your way.

His mother hesitated before she continued grilling him. "Is he a good boy?" "No, Mom, he's Satan incarnate. In fact, once it's over, we're going to get liquored up and tattooed, then find some cheap hos and have a good time with his trust fund." Caleb laughed.

To make an omelet you must first break some eggs.

It's been a full week since she left and all you've done is sulk like a dying cow. (Kish)

Redemption is never where you expect to find it.

She's best friends with my wife. (Julian) Gracie? You're married to Gracie? That was you? You're Mr. Hot Bottom! (Sunshine)

This was all just a game to you, wasn't it, princess? 'Come, Zarek, sit on my lap. Tell me why you won't behave.' (His vision turned dark. Deadly.) Fuck you, lady, and fuck them. (Zarek)

For the record, we're not friends. (Stryker) For the record, I don't care. (Savitar)

But what they called him isn't fit for mixed company and doesn't bear repeating. Stupid fuckheads. (Hauk)