Quotes from Sherrilyn Kenyon

If you're going to rattle my cage, you better make sure I'm padlocked in it.

Works for me. For the ones we love, today we're allies. Tomorrow we resume our natural order of mortal enemies. Gentlemen, and I use that term loosely for all of us, have we an accord? (Acheron)

Don't give me that pseudo quasi psychobabble bullshit, Ash. I'm tired, I had my ass kicked, I'm still worried about Cassandra, Erik, and Chris, and I really feel like shit. Just once in eternity, answer one fucking question. (Wulf) I will not tamper with free will or fate, Wulf. Not for you, not for anything. There is no power on this earth or beyond that could make me do such a thing. (Acheron)

I scoured myself with lye soap from head to toe to get the evil funk of demon snot off me. I have flossed things the gods never meant to be flossed and used things that would be toxic to most living organisms. All to sanitize my body for your chewing pleasure.

She didn't hurt you? (Acheron) Nope. I'm all hunky-dory. (Tory)

I feel I should warn you, I'm in a really bad mood. (Syn) You'll be in a worse mood when we haul you in dead! (a Partini) 'Syn grimaced in pain at a comment so stupid it didn't even rate a snotty comeback.' (Syn)

What the hell is that look for? You finally grow a conscious? (Syn) No, but we can't go around assassinating respected officials. (Nykyrian)

What am I supposed to do while you're gone? (Shahara) Think up ways to kill me while I sleep. (Syn)

Life is never simple. It's messy, complicated, and at times debilitating.

Why would you help us? (Delphine) I hear stupidity is a fatal disease. Doing my own experimentation to see if that's true or not. If I survive, we'll know it's not. If I die…well, it'll suck. Bad. And I won't be happy. (Asmodeus)

Or more precisely, is there anything I can do for you, ma'am? (Waiter) 'How about a bag for my head, or a stick to beat Lanie with?' (Grace)

Have you ever wanted to put your head in a blender and turn on the liquefy switch? (Tate)

I don't wanna die, man. They're not playing. Have you seen how many of them are out there? One just took a shot at me, so unlike you morons, I'm hiding. Hiding is nice. (Vik)

I can't believe I was ever stupid enough to trust Noir. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. (Zeth)

You can't die, Vik. You're a mechbot. (Syn) They can pull me apart and reprogram me. Trust me, that's death. Now shush before they find us. Remember – hide, people, hide. (Vik)

Best hope for what, Catman? Death? Bankruptcy? You know, my life was going along…well, rather crappily, to be honest, but at least no one was trying to kill me and no one was dying around me. Since I met you, my life has taken the high road to Shitsville, with no off-ramp in sight. (Susan)

It's not fair! (Ryssa) Because life was ever about fairness. Oh, to be as naive as his sister.

He deserves nothing. Nothing but our scorn. (Father) Then I am rich indeed from the abundance of that which you've shown me. (Acheron)

Ash sarcastically rang an invisible bell with his hand. Ding, ding, ding. Give that boy a trophy.

Your dad called and sent me in with a replacement part. He doesn't want you down for even a second. I'm also here to, and I quote your father, 'Fuck up anyone who comes at you.' (Nero)

We come from a long line of people who live to read boring texts – I think it may be why we all die young. Complete boredom. (Geary)

Have you ever wanted something that you knew was bad for you? Something that you ached for so much that you could think of nothing else?" "Yes, which is why I always end up eating the whole chocolate bar anyway.

You two go and have fun. I have plenty of stuff here to entertain me with. Plato rocks! (Tory)

I'm sick of being everyone's regret. My mother died in shame because she'd borne me. My father and brother despise me and my sister can barely look me in the eye! (Acheron)