Quotes from Sherrilyn Kenyon

Ectoplasmic plane? What the devil is that? (Simone) It's jargon from those of us who are corporeally challenged. It's the great beyond where we bounce into each other like floundering atoms. It's really kind of gross – which is why I hang out with you. But only because you're less gross than they are. (Jesse)

Thanks for outing me. (Alix) Anytime, cupcake. Now I'm taking my psychic ass to bed. That door spanked me. (Nero)

He said he–meaning you–had been addicted to this drug he fed Sunshine. Getting anything that personal out of you is like removing a tooth from a lion without a tranquilizer. (Talon)

And that would make you – (Geary) A Cro-Mag, so yeah, when you call me a barbaric caveman, I am. Literally. Hell, I even knew a couple Neanderthals who once kicked my ass all over what is now Toledo, Spain. But here's the fun part. Your boyfriend over there is even older than I am and he's considered a baby by his family. (ZT)

I love Wren and he knows it." "Yeah, but he seems like he wouldn't welcome it." "Sometimes he doesn't. But it's like Cherise says, the hardest ones to love are always the ones who need it most." (Aimee to Fang)

In time, you won't need it to do that. You'll be able to access that part of yourself anytime you need to. But for now, you'll require a tool to help you channel all that teenage hormonal ADD that's bouncing around and through you." – Death

It had been a long, brutal, and bloody fight. Their army had broken and left the two of them alone to defend the town. Julian had expected Kyrian to abandon him as well, but the young fool had just smiled at him, grabbed a sword for each hand, and said, "It's a beautiful day to die. What say we slay as many of these bastards as we can before we pay Charon?" A complete and utter lunatic, Kyrian had always had more guts than brains.

You mean you don't know? (Wulf) No. In fact, I'm thinking right now that one, if not both of us, needs to put down the crack pipe and start this night over. (Cassandra)

Don't touch me, Daimon. You're not worthy. (Kessar) Up yours, asshole. I don't want the Sumerian slime pit stench on me anyway. Take your girlfriends and get the hell out of our casino. (Damien)

I'm not people, I only eat them.

But you helped me and Arik. Why would you do that if you really feel that way? (Geary) What can I say? It's so much more enjoyable to snatch victory from the hands of the gullible. You guys make the most delightful sound of agony when you're betrayed. (Solin)

Good grief. You two look like Village of the Sofa Damned. (Cassandra)

And you plan to do this alone? You think a lot of yourself, don't you animal? (Stone) Oh, punk, please. Believe me, when dealing with wusses like you who have to gang up on a kid to feel powerful, I don't need any help. (Fang)

I might not like the fact that you are my commander, Greek, but as a soldier I will obey you regardless of my personal distaste for your company. (Valerius) Gee, T-Red, doesn't it make you all warm and fuzzy just to be near him? (Talon)

Bubba was the one person who wouldn't even bat an eyelash that Nick was talking to an "imaginary" friend. Heck, he'd probably bring one of his own out to play, too. ~Nick

They say when you're about to die, you see your entire life flash before your eyes. They lied.

I want your opinion on the best way to proceed. (Eli) I'd start by killing your son and his crew of idiots before their stupidity spreads to anyone else and infects them. (Varyk)

Where are my guards? (Wulf) Oh, one is right here, but he's not feeling very talkative. Death has a way of making even the chattiest of people rather quite. As for the other…he's…oh, wait, dead now. (Stryker)

What is a Dark-Hunter? she asked. Is it like Buffy the Vampire Slayer? He laughed at that. Yes, I'm a small, emaciated teenage girl who struts around fighting vampires in earrings they would rip out of my ears and shove up my-

Fuck off and die, you putrid bastard. (Jericho)

You swore an oath, just like the rest of us. I won't have you preying on innocents in my town. (Talon) Ooo. How cliché, little partner. Wanna tell me to be out by sunup, or better yet, this town ain't big enough for the two of us? (Zarek)

So eager to die are you? (Zakar) Not particularly, but I'd rather go down clubbing Kessar than from boredom. (Kat)

I don't know about you, but I have to sleep. I had a long night and I'm exhausted. She was rather tired, too. But as she slid her gaze to the fake leather sofa, she realized it would never fit both of them. Hunter grinned at her. You take the couch, I'll sleep on the floor. Can you do that? I've slept in worse places. Yeah, but don't you need a coffin?

So what are you in the mood for? (Sunshine) How about naked Sunshine al dente covered in whipped cream and chocolate? We could even put a cherry on top. (Talon)