Quotes from Sherrilyn Kenyon

There's always one, isn't there? Stryker asked rhetorically. In every house, there was always one malcontent jealous prick out to destroy everyone else just for spite. The entire history of the earth was written in the blood of those betrayed by the very people they'd foolishly trusted.

Well, I guess I'm just not as special as you are. (Urian) No one knows their true mettle until it's been tested. This is yours. Whether you pass or fail is entirely up to you. I can't tell you what to do, but I know where I'll be tonight. (Acheron)

Want a closer look? (Tate) Like a screwdriver through my eye socket. Sure, let's have a look-see. (Simone) Ooo, welcome back, Ms. Snark. I've missed you. (Tate)

I take offense to that. (Pandora) And I take offense to my sudden need for a testicle retrieval. You know, I would have liked to have fathered children one day. (Mike)

Relax, the bad guys don't knock. (Romeo)

Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca)

Who the hell came up with this brilliant curse? (Aiden) It was the best I could manage in a hurry. (Leta) With those kinds of critical assessment skills you should consider running for political office. (Aiden)

What would he imagine next? Little hairy beasties tap-dancing on his sofa, or other fey creatures sneaking up on him in the shower?' (Syn)

You mean Teletubbies? (Berith) The fact that you know what they're called, Berith, truly scares me. (Jericho) As a demon of torture, it behooves me to know all things that are deeply annoying. You'd be amazed how many people in the modern age no longer fear zombies as much as Teletubbies. (Berith) Not really. I'd rather battle a brain-eating zombie any day than hear them sing. (Jericho)

I won't forgive I won't forget. Let hell open and rain my wrath down on them all. I will not be stopped and I have no mercy left inside me. I am death and I revel in the killings of my enemies. Bring me them all until I'm drunk on their blood.

They're plotting against you. (Jaden) Who? (Jericho) Your best friends, fool, who do you think? The Easter Bunny or the assholes who brought you here? FYI, they're planning to feed you to the gallu so that they can control your powers without your fighting them. If I were you, I'd be gone five minutes ago. (Jaden)

When they know what makes you cry, they know what hurts you most. Don't give your enemies that.

I take it you didn't get the permits...again. (Brian) What was your first clue? (Geary) Oh, I don't know. That stomping stance as you walked down the street, clenching and unclenching your fists like you're already choking someone, or maybe it's that way you're looking at me like you could claw out my eyes when I haven't done anything to piss you off. (Brian) Yes, you have. (Geary) And that is? (Brian) You don't have a gun. (Geary)

It's been a whole day since I last killed someone, and I'm getting antsy. (Maxis)

What a way to pay a man back for helping you. Gah, I suck as a human being.' (Shahara)

He started to look back, but he knew better. That fool always got eaten in the movies. And Nick didn't want to be on anyone's menu.

Relax, Medea. We've come to see your mother. (Tory) Your funeral. (Medea) It's always so good to see you, too. You're just such a ray of happy sunshine. I so look forward to all our interactions. (Tory)

You're going to share a Moon Pie? Now? You know you can't get any more of those until you go back to the Sates, right? (Geary) It's for a good cause. We need more addicts. Besides, there's always Grandpa to bail me out with an emergency shipment if I get too desperate. (Tory)

It's a new world, brother. And we, the downtrodden, are taking it back. (Madoc)

What are you doing here? (Devyn) I love you, too, Pookie Bear. (Zarina)

Tell Savitar I said hi.

Jess! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Are you all right? Are you alive? Did I hurt you? Jess? Can you speak?" – Abigail "Yeah, I can talk. But I kind of like the attention you're giving me. You want to grope a little lower, it'd be even better." – Sundown

Are we even now? Or do you want to rape my body as much as you've raped my soul? (Acheron)

It was a typical day of suckage and blowage.' (Chris)