Quotes from Sherrilyn Kenyon

Varyk slid his gaze over to the fire that was blazing in the ornate Victorian hearth. "You asked my opinion and I gave it. Of course you have to remember that if I"d been on the island with Gilligan, he"d have been killed ten minutes into the first episode. Where I come from, incompetence and stupidity are reasons for justifiable homicide.

You must be Andy." – Abigail "Yeah, and if you hurt Jess, so help me, I will hunt you down to the farthest corner of hell and make you wish to God you'd never breathed air." – Andy

screwed blued and tattooed

As an infant, my oldest brother was taken from my parents and they weren't allowed to raise him. For centuries, my father thought him dead while my mother Ã¢â'¬Â¦ well, both of them really, were imprisoned by different gods. When they were finally reunited, long after my oldest brother was grown, they had my brother Ari right away.

You didn't think I was going to kill you that easily, did you? For what you did to her, you are going to suffer every second between now and dawn. I'm going to give you pain the likes of which my mama's people were famed for. And when I finally end your life, you will thank me for it." – Sundown "Go to hell!" – Bart "You already send me there. It's your turn now. Give the devil my regards." – Sundown

Jo? Look at me. I'm about to do something really f**king stupid. When I do this, I need you to remember three words for me. Omni rosae spina." Thorn "Every rose has its thorn?" Jo "Good, you understand Latin. Yes. Commit those words to memory in the event I lose control. Okay?" Thorn

They know your weakness and they know how to hit the lowest. It's when your back is turned and your guard is down that they move in for the kill.-Kyrian

I just want to breathe

Excuse me, people. You're both lying in the middle of the street. Might want to move before someone else runs over both your damn fool selves." – Sasha

If that's all you came to talk about, you know where the exit is. Or should I reacquaint you with the street, butt first? (Terri)

Mama Lo can get a bit nasty whenever I play with the cubs. She thinks I'm going to eat one, but they're not to my taste. Too hairy. Now if she'd let me skin one, I might be interested. (Simi) He laughed in spite of himself. Are you joking about that? (Gallagher) Oh no. I never joke about hairy food. It's disgusting. (Simi)

There's nothing more dangerous in this existence than a moron on a mission.

I might have lost some skin, but I got kissed by a beautiful woman who was happy to see me. I gotta say that's pretty epic in my book. Definitely not a worst-case day here." – Sundown

Men are the scourge of the universe. I say we line them all up along the highway and then mow them down with big trucks. No, wait! Steamrollers! Yeah, let's steamroll them all until they're nothing more than slimy wet spots on the road! (Chrissy)

So what options were left? Kill her. Hide the body. If only he could...Damn, stupid conscience. Why had the gods given them that gift? It definitely should have come with a return policy.

What the hell are you doing here again? (Terri) I have a question. (Nathan) Tell you what. I'll give you my cell phone number so you can just call me the next time you have one, and save you all the effort of breaking and entering. Free up a lot of your day. (Terri)

Abby, listen to me. I can hear thoughts–" – Sundown "Little late now, bucko. I noticed. Thanks for volunteering that. Let me give you a Hero Award for your first confession. Big flippin' hairy doo dah…Woo. Hoo." – Abigail

I didn't need your help. (Angelia) Believe me, I'm well acquainted with your willingness to stab and kill in cold blood. (Fury)

Out of curiosity, why would you have tried to destroy the world?" "Ever attempted to hunt down a parking space at Christmas? Buy a shirt in a store the day after Thanksgiving? Those two things alone will make you doubt the humanity of humans, and question if survival of the species is in anyone's best interest. What are we fighting for, anyway? Better department store sales?

When they know what makes you cry, they know what hurts you most. Don't give your enemies that. Solin, character in The Guardian by Sherrilyn Kenyon

I'm not an animal. I don't pretty on people's families to get back at them. (Angelia) Oh, girl, trust me. Animals don't revenge-kill or –attack. That's purely human. So in this case, you better act like an animal and guard her with your life. 'Cause that's what I'm going to take if she so much as gets a paper cut in your presence. (Vane)

Look, bud. I'm trained. Ticked off. And I have a loaded weapon. You should take particular note of the loaded weapon part when annoying me. (Terri)

Then we have an understanding. Keep the riffraff off my turf or I mop the floor with all of you. (ZT)

No one has heard from him in countless centuries. For all we know, the Grizzly might have killed him when he behind the Gate or he could have possessed him. You have no idea what the Grizzly is capable of. Trust me. We have to stop them from opening that jar. If the Grizzly gets out again–" – Ren "It'll be a fun time in Disneyland. Y'all think we could arm Mickey? He might be badass with a gun." – Sundown