Quotes from Sherrilyn Kenyon

It might if you were male, hanging upside down naked and got nervous, then whizzed all over yourself. Gravity is not your friend at that point. (Josie) Eww. Save those tidbits for when you're in the men's room…updating your contact information. (Terri)

Oooohhh, I'm worried. You gonna kick my butt with your one good leg? (Josie) Good luck finding Drake's body. At least he won't have a problem getting hard for you. (Terri)

Don't hurt him. (Geary) Do you think I came all the way over here to hurt him? If I'd wanted him hurt, I'd have left him to Tweedle Dumb and Dumber. (ZT)

You can't smell shite in this cesspit of cheap alcohol, oversprayed perfume, and animal stench. (Dare) Oh see, there you're wrong. I live in this cesspit. Picking out the scent of shit is my specialty, and, Brother, you reek of it. So if I were you, I'd tell me what you did, or I'm going to turn you in to the Peltier bears. (Fury)

You're a genius!" – Abigail "Ah now, don't be going on like that. I might actually think you like me, and where would we be then?" – Sundown

No matter how dark the night. Or how bitter the storm, light always finds a way through the densest clouds to shine again. Remember that, and hold it tight to your chest, whenever you feel defeated. Whenever you want to give up. Lift one fist and one finger to the sky, and defy them all to the bitter end!

My favorite part of dreams. Clothing is optional. (V'Aiden)

Why did you save me just now? (Angelia) I'm a dog, remember? We're loyal even when it's stupid. (Fury)

I got a skanky dog with more brains than you and bigger balls. (Nathan)

Can we wake him out of it?" – Sundown "Well, you know, cowboy, that's a really good idea. Damn shame I didn't think of it, huh?" – Ren "Cut the sarcasm. And you're sure it's not a vision quest?" – Sundown "For the sake of our long-term friendship, I'm not even going to dignify that with the response it deserves." – Ren

Looks like I'll be the one babysitting you all. (Jericho) It's okay, sweetie. I make a mean Band-aid. (Delphine)

Since we don't have a body to confirm identity, we believe Nathan Drake is alive and threatening people, which means he faked his own death. (Josie) And maybe fat flying fairies ate the rest of your blouse, which explains why so much of it's missing. (Terri)

You got any experience? (Carlos) I'm former army intelligence, Special Forces, on contract to the U.S. government now for national security. That good enough for you, amigo? (Stoner) It'll do. (Carlos)

Tell me, Channon, he said suddenly, do you like teaching? Some days. But it's the research I like best. I love digging through old manuscripst and trying to piece together the past. He gave a short, half laugh. No offense, but that sound incredibly boring. I imagine dragon slaying is much more action-oriented. Yes, it is. Every moment is completely unpredictable.

Thia looked up at Dancer. He refused to tell them anything about you or the base. Damn right, Bastien breathed, then groaned as he rolled himself over. Hissing, he grimaced. Bastards hit like a kindergarten girls. I think one of them even pulled my hair and said I had cooties.

Syn opened a door to their right. Sumi? Get in here and let Hauk know that you're okay. I can't do anything with this unreasonable, surly bastard. He's not unreasonable. He's just fierce.

La clemencia es la mayor demostración de valentía.

the past is history written in stone that can't be altered. The future is transitory and never guaranteed. Today is the only thing you can change for certain. Have the courage to do so and make the most of it because it could be all you'll ever have.

The past is history written in stone that can't be altered. The future is transitory and never guaranteed. Today is the only thing you can alter for certain. Make the most of it." - Drux Cruel

Don't look at me for this. As stated I lack the necessary female equipment for wet nursery. And I once killed a cactus and Bubba's goldfish watching over them. No offense, I don't want to kill Malphas or find a toilet big enough to flush him. Come to think of it, I don't recall him eating anything around me. Ever. Last time he went down, he told me he wanted blood to heal, and I only do that for the Red Cross. Nick

You are my life." -Maris

It's never the enemy without who brings you down. It's always the enemy within.

just because you can, doesn't mean that you should (archeron)

No. I'm quite certain I'm human. Most days anyway. Mornings not always withstanding. Instead of a purse, I'm much more of a bear in the early hours of the day.