Quotes from Vermin Supreme

Everyone's a mixed bag. I'm a utopian social anarchist, but I'm also a pragmatist.

I've always maintained that if I didn't have the boot and was talking serious things on the street corner, it would be very easy to ignore me.

For too long, this country has been suffering a great moral and oral decay in spirit and incisors.

Anarchists believe we can run our lives without the government.

I've run as a Democrat, but I was not a Democrat. And when I ran as a Republican, I was not a Republican. I was just utilizing the New Hampshire primary as a vehicle to put forward my satirical critique of the system.

Free ponies for all Americans!

Imagination is very important to having vision and trying to find things that are different, alternate ways.

I stand for mandatory toothbrushing laws.