Quotes from Penn Jillette

the worst person who ever lived, and the best thing about him is that his hair looks like cotton candy made of piss.

Science is so important because it's a way to find truth, but the truth doesn't depend on it. Reality exists outside of humans. Religion does not.

I'm a zealot wearing a broccoli suicide vest to a Burger King.

All the things that make life worth living take work.

According to W.H. Auden, "We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for, I don't know.