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Quotes from Spider Robinson

Doc Webster's eyes rolled briefly, like loaded dice, and came up snake eyes.
~ Spider Robinson
Certainly, all of us at Callahan's were heir to the tradition of the B-movie — and the A-movie for that matter — that any female who enters your life in a dramatic manner must be your fated love.
~ Spider Robinson
She was black and a woman and scarred, and as the thought formed in our minds we realized that it was a redundancy. Her scar was visible externally, was all.
~ Spider Robinson
Smugness was an art invented by the race of imps, no matter what cats might claim, so he did it very well indeed
~ Spider Robinson
Noi tendiamo a confondere qualunque numero sufficientemente alto con il concetto d'infinito. [...] amiamo l'idea d'infinito. Un problema che include l'infinito è di facile soluzione. (Elefanti malinconici)
~ Spider Robinson
Am I finally addressing a sentient being?
~ Spider Robinson
Mrs. Martin, I happen to be committed to a course of action. That does not mean I don't care whether the action is good or bad.
~ Spider Robinson
A surprising percentage of your own society, with all your heritage of murder, would like to believe that Life survives by going to the supermarket. So the ideal would be to train cattle to make butcher knives and take turns cutting each other up at a convenient location.
~ Spider Robinson
The expense of eating is, in great part, the resistance the second life offers to being eaten.
~ Spider Robinson
Although many pairs of lips spoke her name, none ever brought its reality to her.
~ Spider Robinson
You can show a dozen guys murderin' each other on TV but you can't ever show two people making love. A naked blade is reckoned to be less obscene than a naked woman.
~ Spider Robinson
shared joy is multiplied, shared grief is diminished
~ Spider Robinson
Una volta dissi a un tale che non c'è niente d'impossibile. E lui mi chiese se ero capace di passare da una porta girevole con gli sci ai piedi. (Stardance)
~ Spider Robinson
Shared pain is lessened. Shared joy is increased.
~ Spider Robinson
How did they manage to make 'you reap what you sow' such a trite-sounding cliche that I'm only just now realizing that I can never get away with anything, and never have? For what twisted reason were I and all my generation told so often of the essential corruption and evil of Man that it took me twenty years to learn to like myself and another ten to begin to love myself?
~ Spider Robinson
special omelette, so large and complicated that it really should have been considered a full-scale omel
~ Spider Robinson
Now that I finally have the time for it, this web surfing stuff turns out to be as interesting and fun and addictive as you've all been telling me. Zipping from link to link, chasing an idea across the noosphere, sucking up information like a killer whale - way cool.
~ Spider Robinson
Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.
~ Spider Robinson
Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.
~ Spider Robinson
Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.
~ Spider Robinson
when writing, always hook the reader with your first sentence…in love, never settle…value yourself first and this will help you to value others…life is short, so enjoy it to the fullest…everyone in the world is different, and that's ok…
~ Spider Robinson
Shared pain is lessened. Shared joy is increased. Thus we refute entropy.
~ Spider Robinson
Some guys step on a rake in the dark, and get mad and go punch somebody. Others step on a rake in the dark and fall down laughing at themselves. I know which kind of guy I'd rather be. So do my friends.
~ Spider Robinson
If a person who indulges in gluttony is a glutton, and a person who commits a felony is a felon, then God is an iron.
~ Spider Robinson