Quotes from Robert Pattinson

I'm really scary in reality. Most of the time.

Smaller movies are great because you don't have to argue with so many people all the time. But really I like arguing so there's a balance either way.

Just last year I couldn't even get a date, and then this year… it's so bizarre that everybody just changes their mind at the same time.

Every time I would say put a baby in every scene.

I'm not one of these guys who's constantly in a relationship, not at all.

If you took away publicists and things and people spoke for themselves, then they'd have to be responsible for their words.

I see love as an evolution of true friendship.

I did this movie about Salvador Dali a few years ago and had hair extensions and a little bob. That was incredibly bizarre.

Never trust a guy who plucks his eyebrows.

I think pretty much all people who love each other had some kind of thing at first sight. I mean, there has to be some kind of moment where you, like, feel a different energy around someone.

In America there is a channel called TruTV which is just reruns of 'Cops' and 'World's Dumbest Criminals'. I could watch that the entire day.

I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I'm supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I'm literally asking, 'If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?'

I'd love to have a family -- sometime in the future.

I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it.

It's hard for them because they want to be proud of me, but I keep reminding them that it's all luck. Luck is what got me here, nothing else.

It's not necessarily that satisfying getting monetary success, but sometimes it keeps the door open to make what you want to make.

When you love someone, you want that person to know that she's is your everything.

People will know you for whatever they want to know you for.

Peter [Facinelli] would be so good at doing that. I want him to do the Beyoncé biopic.

I have been lucky, of course. Like, last year, if I went out, I'd have to fight to chat someone up. This year, I look exactly the same, which is really scruffy, and yet lots of people seem to have just changed their minds and decided I'm really sexy.

If it's just screaming - and I know this sounds so ridiculous - that gets old. But sometimes when there's literal chaos, it's like being in a war zone, and that's kind of exciting. You're just running through the crowd of people chasing after you and no one knows what's going on.

I don't know if I could ever really be cast in a heartthrob role apart from 'Twilight', which I didn't really know was a heartthrob role. I really don't feel I am one.

I wanted to play piano in restaurants in the south of France. I went there on holiday once and I saw this guy playing in an old tuxedo. He was all disheveled, with a whisky glass on the piano. I thought that was the coolest thing. So what's happened to me with 'Twilight' isn't really what I'd planned.

I haven't really decided to be an actor yet! I started doing plays when I was about 15 or 16. I only did it because my dad saw a bunch of pretty girls in a restaurant and he asked them where they came from and they said drama group. He said, 'Son, that is where you need to go.'