Quotes from Robert Pattinson

I thought I was supposed to have a fake six-pack in this scene

My whole head is like I've had a face lift.

In this scene, I'm talking about how much I don't like cookies.... I'm sayin', 'Listen, guys. Have you read the book? We're not supposed to be eating.'

I've got such effeminate hands. I could never be strong. Whenever I even got to a save, my fingers would just bend back and the ball would hit me in the face.

There was one rumor that I saw in a magazine saying I was pregnant. I thought that was brilliant and it still crops up now. But it's definitely not true. I can promise you that.

I would have taught her a les­son she wouldn't forget!

I had to do two roles in two days, I'm in a hairflux.

So I know where my feet are.