Quotes from Drew Carey

Who ever thought that the world-famous Captain Obvious was really mild-mannered Colin Mochrie?

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do.

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.