Quotes from Phil Foglio

Now I am in control!" He followed this statement with a burst of laughter that showed the owner had done a fair share of gloating in his time, and had the basics down pat.

She's a smart girl, so she doesn't trust you, but she obviously likes you.

You know, there's more to being an evil despot then getting cake whenever you want it." "If that's what you think, then you're DOING IT WRONG!

Is this one of those situations that involves "ethics"? 'Cause I'm a cat , you know. I've never been very good at those.

No, Klaus, it isn't a game. I am determined to change. I do love him. It should be enough. Besides, they always win. There must be something to their philosophy. --Lucrezia Mongfish:

People keep giving me rings. But I think a small death ray might be more practical.

But you're such close neighbors, and you've been at war for HOW long?" "Oh, a really good war -- you don't want to waste it on STRANGERS!

Ah! Speak of the devil, and you find her in your hat.

Councillor: But – I thought you said the new Heterodyne was a girl? Vanamonde von Mekkhan: She is. That's just the boyfriend. Councillor: That's – we're … we're going to have to break out those little iron cages for their children, aren't we? Vanamonde von Mekkhan: Uh-huh.

I keep thinking he can't be all bad ... and then he opens his mouth .

Violetta: If I had a Belgian chocolate mimmoth for every hour I've had to listen to Tarvek blather on about those stupid muses, I'd weigh a thousand kilos . Professor Mezzasalma: ... really? Violetta: Oh yeah. I worked it out once.

Never burn a bridge unless your foe is on it, captain.

The encyclopedia is the only place in the world where World Domination comes before Work!—The last words of Joaquin the Illiterate, just before he hit that big red button labeled Do Not Touch

Are you all right, Lady?" Agatha looked up. "I guess. I just wonder how many other girls have to worry about whether or not it's smart to really trust their . . . you know, the guys they—" Lady Vitriox crossed her arms. "All of them," she said flatly. "But mine has an army!" The old woman shook her head. "They all do, my Lady. It consists of other men.

As we have mentioned, dragons are not really considered a viable life form, as they come into direct conflict with humans over things like money and power, which, frankly, is just asking for it.

Malek: … does this mean no more kissing? Varpa: … less kissing. This is important .

Votever hyu say, meester "I'm so schmot I don't gotta make sense.

Jenka: Iz dis de first time hyu faced down an entire army all by hyuself vit a veapon hyu vasn't sure vos gonna vork? Gil: Well, yes ... Jenka: Vell den. Dot's just hyu body bein' all surprized hyu ain't all blowed op and dead !

I'm serious. Mess with me and your shoes are mine .

As it happened, I had a friend who was a good person who liked to present himself as a dreadful one. Using him as a role model, I created the first Buck Godot strip.