Quotes from Limmy

Actually, I just want to entertain people. Put that in my obituary, a final picture, all dark in the background.

There have been occasions when some people have taken me very seriously.

Me, you could stick me in solitary confinement for 100 years and I'd be fine.

I would like to one day write a nice big novel and enjoy writing it and people enjoy reading it but I cannae be bothered or I don't have any ideas that would fill up a big book like that.

I tell people on Facebook what my Playstation user name is. It's quite a social thing. I put the headset on and I'm just yappin' away. It's kind of like a sad way of socialising. It's like meeting up with people but when you get bored with them you can just switch them off and walk away.

I'm genuine! I've not got some dark, shadowy corporation behind me pulling the strings.

Aye aye, I'm not one of these people that hate Christmas. Some people think it's all fake, but I like that kind of thing. It's like Las Vegas. I know this isnae really the Eiffel Tower and that isnae really the Statue of Liberty, but it's just a bit of fun.

Why do I want to annoy people? Because annoying people is funny.

If I call myself an actor, it sounds like I'm trying to pass myself off as someone who went to drama school.

I'm not a mad genius or anything, but I'm just constantly driven to make things up, but I wonder who I'm doing all this for?

I've never been an embarrassed, 'never talk about their feelings' sort of person.

I think no matter where you're from, you're going to be laughing about stuff going on around you.

I don't mind people liking or not liking me. If you make something and then in the back of your mind you think it could have been a bit better, that can hurt a bit.

I mean, maybe I'm alternative in that my stuff's not mainstream, doesn't want to be mainstream, could never be mainstream.