Quotes from James Patterson

Please, sit down, Sharon said with another hair toss. I made a mental note to practice doing that in a mirror the next time I saw one. it seemed a useful skill, right up there with roundhouse kicks.

Homework is a term that means grown up imposed yet self-afflicting torture.

I've been looking for you a long time, I just didn't know it. But now I do.

You are an endless project...changing, evolving, surprising.

Everything I loved was taken away from me, and I did not die.

We is always so much better than I.

I mean,he decided we'd be better apart,you know?it wasn't a joint decision.like, if your gonna make a decision about me and my life without consulting me,i'd better be dying and unconscious and you'd better be following carefully written instructions.

why can't you just get out of here and leave me alone?i bellowed. i can't! dylan shouted back,his face twisted with an anger i'd never seen from him. you can,i said through gritted teeth.just point your wings that way and flap!

I'd been told that he had been created-literally created-just for me,as my perfect other half. Let me tell you-if Dylan was my perfect other half, then i needed to give my first half a seriouis look-see.

Time for bed." I held my fist out. One by one, my flock stacked theirs on top, and then we headed up into the trees to sleep the sleep of the innocent. Well, okay, maybe not so innocent. But the sleep of the much less guilty than others, for sure.

Well, I get under people's skins. It's a gift I have, what can I say?

fang will be the first to die

Does anything on you work properly? Asked ter Borcht. Well, I do have a highly developed sense of irony. Replied Iggy.

I remembered something my first partner had told me. Never wrestle with a pig, Lindsay. You both get dirty. The pig likes it.

Just because life is hard and always ends in a bad way doesn't mean that all stories have to. Even if that's what they tell us in school and the New York Book Review.

you'll see, j?ne,' he promised her. 'you'll forget me, ?nd it won't hurt tomorrow. besides, you s?id it yourself: love me?ns you c?n never be ?p?rt. so we'll never be ?p?rt, j?ne, bec?use i love you so much. i'll ?lw?ys, ?lw?ys love you.

It's always refreshing to meet someone crazier than us, I said. We seem so normal afterward.

Never underestimate the power of funny, it moves mountains.

Hey. Not sure what's going on-gonna go find out. Be careful and don't do anything stupid. Don't come after me-your better on your own. See you. F I sat on the edge of the bed, holding the note. Okay, so Fang had looked up vague in the dictionary and this was what it had said to write.

I watched the way our fingers intertwined, and I thought, What are hands made for but this? For holding. For holding on.

He grinned at me so unexpectedly I forgot to flap for a second and dropped several feet.You looove me, he crooned smugly holding his arms out wide, he added,You love me this much.

He landed 10 feet below with a sickening crunch-i'm guessing his enhancements didn't allow him to bounce back up like a ball. we call that a design flaw.

If Fang is in any way harmed while I'm gone-if he gets a hangnail-you won't see another morning. Are we clear on that?

Some people just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.