Quotes from James Patterson

If you're not reading - with your heart as well as your brain - you will be one stupid grown up. Even worst, you'll be missing out on one of the best experiences you can possibly have. Nowhere will you meet more interesting people than in books.

Hi, Max, she said, pushing her shades up onto her curls. I hope your wearing sunscreen, i said, "your gonna have hella wrinkles by the time your ten." "Want some daiquiri?" she offered, pointing at a blender. "Is it traitor flavored?" I asked.

Time to die. -Evil Angel

Was this normalcy-predictable patterns, the certainty of doing the same thing everyday? Because if so, normalcy was about to make me freak out and start screaming.

It was like meeting someone out of your dreams, or fantasies, or a beloved character from a favorite book.

and I think that everything in life is kind of unreal, isn't it?

Why, the little Voice inside my head, of course. You mean you don't have one? I did.

Jeb climbed the ladder Fang had just lowered and I indulged in a moments fantasy about someone slamming the trapdoor on his head."-max

I loved her," Robinson said. "And I loved the sick girl you were when I met you, and I loved the good student and the bad driver. I loved the car thief, the hitchhiker, the quoter of novels I haven't read, and the hater of Slim Jims… Axi Moore, I've loved every you there ever was.

Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings. Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I just said that. He needs a Band-Aid, I said. A look passed between me and Fang, full of suppressed humor, relief, understanding,love — Forget I said that too. I don't know what's wrong with me.

Denial is not just a river in Egypt.

A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results.

The trick to having obedient, unquestioning children was to have death be the other option

Write about us," Robinson urged. "Tell our story." And I did it; I told our story. You hold it in your hands.

It means the third rail has seven hundred volts of direct current running through it. Touch it and you're human popcorn

I RAISED AN EYEBROW AT HIM, AND HE STUCK OUT HIS TONGUE AND CROSSED HIS EYES WHEN JOSH TURNED AWAY FROM US TO GET THE FLYERS. IT WAS SUCH A DORKY MOVE THAT I SHOULD HAVE FELT SORRY FOR HIM, BUT IT WAS GENUINELY...CUTE

That machine took my money!' I said. 'I must have revenge!

Just because life is hard, and always ends in a bad way, doesn't mean that all stories have to

I stood there watching Phoebe arrange the pillows and the sheets. She isn't thinking that I... I mean, she doesn't think that she and I would... WHAT?

Fang! Angel? i yelled, not even trying for stealth. i was storming the castle, not stealing the jewels.

Save your world. Love it,protect it, respect it, and don't let the haters represent it.

All genders?' whispered Nudge. 'Aren't there just the two' I shrugged. 'No idea. Maybe they've created others.

Yes, Max, you are going to die. Just like everybody else. Thank you, Confucious.

Fang (sarcasticaly): Go pick out a tree and I'll carve our initials in it. Max: (screams and goes in the bathroom)