Quotes from Seth Grahame-Smith

only words were capable of beheading a zombie," she thought, "I would presently find myself in the company of the world's two greatest warriors.

Don't be alarmed, Mr. Sturges. Some of my closest friends are dead.

Mary is roused to great anxiety by these rumors (but then, she is roused to great anxiety by a great many things).

And there is something of dignity in the way his trousers cling to those most English parts of him.

Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously. A person may be proud without being vain. Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us." At

But I promise you… this country will never be destroyed from the outside. Not by any ideology or foreign power… and certainly not by you.

You are the love of my life, Elizabeth Bennet. So I ask you now…" A brief pause separates these words from his next. "Half in anguish… half in hope…" He ends his speech with the glorious words Lizzy has been wishing to hear spoken from Fitzwilliam Darcy, "Will you do me the great honor of taking me for your husband?" Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Besides, there was no honor in betraying a loyal friend.

There's something about the way blood tastes in New York City. It's unlike any blood anywhere else in the world.

No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas!

one might find men in Congress who possess twice your good looks, but not one who possesses half your good sense.

Most men have no purpose but to exist, Abraham; to pass quietly through history as minor characters upon a stage they cannot even see. To be the playthings of tyrants.

By being human, I was actually being inhumane. My hesitation to embrace my new abilities was causing needless suffering. Once you cross that moral threshold—once you decide to kill a man who hasn't threatened or wronged you—better to do it quickly, or whatever moral high ground you're standing on gets washed away by their blood.

Perspective," said Duell. "That's your problem, 'tis. I'm a vampire. I love killin', I love fuckin', and I love watching the world go by. That's what I am. Question is, what the 'ell are you?

Tell you now children—you're all gonna die. No hand stamp reentry, no refund, no lie. —Found written on a bathroom stall in Disneyland, June 6th, 1988

è cosa nota e universalmente riconosciuta che uno zombie in possesso di un cervello debba essere in cerca di un altro cervello. E tale verità si è dimostrata in tutta la sua evidenza durante le recenti aggressioni a Netherfield Park, durante le quali una famiglia di diciotto persone era stata massacrata e divorata da un'orda di morti viventi.

She stood there for a moment, conflicted and confused. A victim of you and inexperience and a deep desire - a need- to believe that everything he was saying was, in fact, true.

Did this fat little priest mean to take her as a wife? She was horrified at the thought of marrying of man whose only skill with a blade was cutting slivers of gorgonzola.

I nearly broke out laughing when the wrteched soothsayer warned Caesar: "Beware the Ides of April." I thought it a miracle (and a relief) that no one in the udience had snickered or yelled out a correction. How could such an error be made by an actor? Had my ears deceived me?

She remembered the lead ammunition in her pocket and offered it to him. "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?" He reached out and closed her hand around them, and offered, "They belong to you, Miss Bennet." Upon

The day Henry made a choice.....that some men are just too interesting to die.

He had decided long before that he was going to loathe her. It was inconvenient therefore that she was kind.

Elizabeth Bennett had been obliged, by the scarcity of gentlemen, to sit down for two dances; and during part of that time, Mr. Darcy had been standing near enough (some twenty yards away -- well within the reach of her extraordinary ears) for her to hear a conversation between him and Mr. Bingley...

Every woman before her has been a promise unfulfilled.