Quotes from Fuzzy Zoeller

Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.

The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has.

Every time I got close, somebody seemed to play a little better.

Every shot makes someone happy.

When you play against the best, it brings the best out in everybody.

Newspapers do a good job telling me what happened yesterday, but they'd be a lot more impressive if they could tell me what's going to happen tomorrow.

I'm not a great player, but I'm a damn good one.

There's a lot of great people out here, I just appreciate it and hope everybody has had fun because I've enjoyed my ride.

I might not come home with hardware, but I'm winning.

I accept the fact that I'm going to miss it sometimes. I just hope I miss it where I can find it.

Everybody saying you can't do this, you can't do that. I don't know why. Guess if you listen to it, you can convince yourself of it.

It's kind of exciting again. I'm doing everything right, right now. I'm driving the ball well and I'm hitting some pretty good irons and giving myself opportunities.

A lot of amateurs are terrified of going up against a player who is clearly better than they are. They never play their best, because they aren't comfortable. There's one surefire way to get over that, and it's to ask yourself, 'What if I beat him?' Imagine the possibility.

I think I can be competitive. Heck, anybody who can walk to the first tee here has a chance.

I've never been to heaven and, thinking back on my life, I probably won't get a chance to go. I guess the Masters is as close as I'm going to get.

Every golfer has a little monster in him. It's just that type of sport.

There are days when I can hear men tying their shoe laces in the gallery.

A million thoughts went through my mind. What little mind I have.

I have to make things right with Tiger first before anything else.

Golf isn't first on my list anymore. There are a lot of things ahead of golf and I have to go ahead and do those things so I can play golf. I'm tired of hurting. Tired of fighting pain.

You would think that Freddy Couples-Nick Price would be the team to beat, but I'll tell you in skins, it's a matter of just hitting it at the right time.

I hope everybody's had fun, because I've enjoyed my ride. I can tell you that. Now it's time to step aside and let some other young kid come in and win. Hopefully, they will, too.

I wasn't sure I'd ever win again. Every time I got close, somebody seemed to play a little better.

If I hadn't become a golfer, I doubt I'd be wealthy, because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor.