Quotes from Chetan Bhagat

Why would any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It's like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It's like sitting in a racing car but not driving it. Only wimps do that.

Work hard, but make time for you love, family and friends. Nobody remembers powerpoint presentations on your final day

Actually, the choice is simple. When your child decides to love a new person, you can either see it as a chance to hate some people – the person they choose and their families. Which is what we did for a while. However, you can also see it as a chance to love some more people. And since when did loving more people become a bad thing?

I guess teaching maths at Chandan Classes didn't keep me as fit as when I was the volleyball captain at IIT Delhi.

When you screw someone's life, the least you can do is leave the person alone.

This is how your mind plays game with you. If it wants you to do something, it will find a hundred reasons to justify it.

Why do people tell girls all this? You ask them to achieve things, but when they do, you can't handle it.

Why do we need our men to praise and validate us in order for us to feel accomplished?

World is full of nice people,if u cannot find one be one !

When two women don't share the right vibe, a peaceful hour together is a minor miracle.

When you lose something, don't think of it as a loss. Accept it as a gift that gets you on the path you were meant to travel on"

The worst wait in life is waiting for someone to text back. Riya

That's what human relationships are about – selective sharing and hiding of information to the point of crazy confusion.

One shows more warmth before ending a wrong number call.

Shocked, the teacher rushed out and brought back the headmistress. Throughout the rest of the period, both of them tried to figure out who set off the bomb and gave us lectures on our rowdy behaviour.

Dress down. Charisma comes from integrity, competence and compassion. Not from expensive clothes.

done it. However, just prior to the teacher's arrival, someone had a brainwave. He planted a Diwali bomb with a

I don't think Indians have learnt much since that day. We remain as divided as ever. Everyone still tries to cut a deal for themselves while the nation goes to hell.

can run, you can hide, but you can't escape my love

What?' I said, and increased the speed of his treadmill to four kilometres per hour. 'Slower, bhai.' 'It's fine. Your heart rate should go up. You weighed yourself? How much was it?' 'Ninety-five point five.' 'That's too much, Saurabh.' 'I am working on it. One day I will have a six-pack like you. Actually, I do have one. It's just hidden under some tissue.

Someone who will love you like you deserve to be loved. I

The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can't even tell who is who.

What you say matters, not the language

They are not saviours, and it is unfair to expect them to be. It's not them, but we, who have to solve our problems.