Quotes from Chetan Bhagat

Don't be serious, be sincere.

Love? I need a lot of love. Of course you do. Everyone does. It's funny that we never say it. It's OK to scream, 'I'm starving' in public if you are hungry; it's OK to make a fuss and say, 'I'm so sleepy', if you are tired; but somehow we cannot say, 'I need some more love.' Why can't we say it? It's just as basic a need.

The word "future" and females is a dangerous combination.

When a woman comes into your life, things organize themselves.

From biscuit to brides, if there is anything their children really want, parents have a problem.

I've told you the four thunderstorms – disappointment, frustration, unfairness and isolation. You cannot avoid them, as like the monsoon they will come into your life at regular intervals. You just need to keep the raincoat handy to not let the spark die

A wise man can be a fool in love.

Sometimes life is not about what u want to do but what u ought to do

The pretty girl is always right.

Rules, after all, are only made so you can work around them

When we choose a mobile network, do we check whether Airtel or Vodafone belong to a particular caste? No, we simply choose the provider based on the best value or service. Then why do we vote for somebody simply because he belongs to the same caste as us?

A 'very good friend' is a dangerous category with Indian girls. From here you can either make fast progress or if you play it wrong, you can go down to the lowest category invented by the Indian women ever - rakhi brother. Rakhi brother really means 'you can talk to me, but don't even freaking think about anything else you bore'.

The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within you. The worst part is you can't even tell who is who.

Forgiving doesn't make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.

Sometimes in your life you just meet someone or hear something that nudges you on the right path. And that becomes the best advice. It could just be a bit of commonsense said in a way that resonates with something in you. It's nothing new, but because it connects with you it holds meaning for you.

The world's most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice...

She had perfect features, with her eye, nose, lips, and ears the right size and in right places. That is all it takes to make people beautiful, normal body parts – yet why does nature mess it up so many times?

Nothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products.

Stupid people go to college butsmart people own them....

Be so busy Improving your self that you have no time to criticize others.

In relationship there are always two types of person: one weaker and the other stronger one. It's never easier to live being as weaker one!

but I guess it's better for people to shut up rather than rather than say something nasty. -ONE NIGHT @ THE CALL CENTER Chapter 1 page 22

Panic does not help, even if you are unable to answer. Try to ask questions to the interviewers as well and it should be impressive enough.

A wise man can be a fool in love.