Quotes from Chetan Bhagat

It is time to face real world, even if it is harder and painful. I'd rather fly and crash, than just snuggle and sleep.

Progress is building something lasting for future.

Think about this, the people gave birth to me cannot stop hating each other enough. What does that tell you about me? Half of my genes must be fighting with other half, no wonder I am so fucking messed up.

That was reality and as is often the case, reality sucks.

Only women think there is a reason to thank people if they listen to them.

We were talking a lot, but we weren't communicating at all.

This means that I can do whatever I really want. God is always with me. There is no thing as a loser after all.

Few people in the world get to hit their bosses but those who do will tell you it is better than sex.

Crap happens in life. It could happen tonight.

Girls are strategic. They will talk about love and romance and all that crap but when it comes to doing the deal they will choose the fattest chicken.

One thing guys know is when to shut up.

Figuring out women is harder than topping a ManPro Quiz.

I know, these Hindi movies are crap, but they do kind of take your mind away from the crap of real life like nothing else.

As I said sir, no one is perfect. Apart from google of course.

I may not be a great surgeon, but the one little heart I have, I have given to you.

Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter's home.

preety girls behave best when you ignore them

The world's most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us.

Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is - that of an overpaid clerk

These stupid biases and discrimination are the reason our country is so screwed up. It's Tamil first, Indian later. Punjabi first, Indian later. It has to end. National anthem, national currency, national teams - still, we won't marry our children outside our state. How can this intolerance be good for our country?

I suddenly leaned forward,bringing my face close to hers.catching her breath,stifling that laugh and pink tongue,she watched me wide-eyed.I removed the wallet from my back pocket and sat down casually again. "What happened?" I asked idly. "I thought...never mind".She blinked. Ha,gotcha

Don't quit. It will happen one day.

Because knowledge is not for showing off. If I do good work, people should notice me.

Nature designed with a random set of genes and circumstances in which we were born. To be happy, we have to accept it and make the most of nature's design. Are you? Goals will help you do that. I must add, don't just have career or academic goals. Set goals to give you a balanced, successful life. I use the word balanced before successful. Balanced means ensuring your health, relationships, mental peace are all in good order.