Quotes from Dan Quayle

Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It's the other way around. They never vote for us.

I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card. But as Mark Twain once said, 'You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word'.

Speaking as a man, it's not a woman's issue. Us men are tired of losing our women.

Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement'. Not so. No one was fooled

The peace dividend is peace.

Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.

Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year.

We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to move forward.

People who bowl vote. Bowlers are not the cultural elite.

I just don't believe in the basic concept that someone should make their whole career in public service.

You do the policy, I'll do the politics.

I was known as the chief grave robber of my state.

I want to be Robin to Bush's Batman.

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.

I've never professed to be anything but an average student.

In George Bush you get experience, and with me you get the future.

We should develop anti-satellite weapons because we could not have prevailed without them in 'Red Storm Rising'.

Well, it looks as if the top part fell on the bottom part.

Who would have predicted... that Dubcek, who brought the tanks in in Czechoslovakia in 1968 is now being proclaimed a hero in Czechoslovakia. Unbelievable.

I don't watch it, but I know enough to comment on it.

The intergenerational poverty that troubles us so much today is predominantly a poverty of values.

The cause of the riots were the rioters

I've been told to keep my remarks relatively brief. I understand Quayle-hunting season begins at noon.

Public Speaking is very easy.