Quotes from Adam Carolla

I've never really broken this down before, but, in movies, you almost have no connection to fans. And if you do TV, you're kind of connected, but they know you as the TV name not your real name. If you do radio, there's more of a bond there. And then if you do a podcast it's like you're literally inside of your fans.

I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.

My first car was a motorcycle.

I guess my feeling is is that if you're going to make a joke, that's fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it, you know? A joke should be more than a joke, it should be a point that you're trying to make.

I like my parents but they are just not good parents. They are nice enough people. I'm not interested in hurting their feelings.

I have no connection with Hollywood. I'm not interested. I don't care.

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican.

I'm a doofus from the Valley, a blue-collar guy.

I want to work for myself, and I do work for myself. I make plenty of money working for myself.

To make something, you have to work within your abilities. Honestly assess what you can do and even more important, what can't you do.

The Aston Martin is a beautiful car. It's a work of art, I love the interior and the style of the car.

The very definition of 'beauty' is outside.

If you've driven over to the gay section of Los Angeles, it's like a golf course... Real estate values go 'boom!'

I was a horrible student.

Honestly, I've always had difficulty relaxing, unwinding and going to bed - that kind of stuff.

I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any chances.

I don't know anything about computers.

I have feelings that are to the right, and I have feelings that land on the left side of the aisle. The thing is if you have 10 views that land you on the left side of the aisle and two views that land you on the right side of the aisle, then people just put you on the right side of the aisle. I'm not sure why.

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.

Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

Maybe I'm delusional but I'm usually funny. It's not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average.