Quotes from Jimmy Buffett

I sell escapism.

Maybe roll in the sand with a rock and roll man.

I made a deal with the devil for a whole lot of money.

I've done a bit of smuggling, I've run my share of grass. I made enough money to buy Miami, but I piss it away so fast.

It's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.

This morning I shot six holes in my freezer. I think I've got cabin fever.

Mother Mother Ocean, I have heard your call.

My mother insisted that her children read.

These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals like they do in Europe. But we got baseball parks.

He went to Paris looking for answers to questions that bothered him so. He was impressive, young and aggressive, saving the world on his own.

We're just recycled history machines, cavemen in faded blue jeans.

I slowly surrender to the child in me who can't say goodbye.

Be good, and you will be lonesome, be lonesome and you will be free. Live a lie and you will live to regret it, that's what living is to me.

What if life is just a cosmic joke, like spiders in your underwear.

I arm myself with punch lines and a big old water gun.

I got quarters in my loafers trying to fight inflation when it only used to take a cent.

It takes just as little time to see the positive side of life as it does the negative side.

I just thank God I don't live in a trailer.

Fun is about as good a habit as there is.

The right combination of guilt and machismo has sent many a fool out into the jungle when he should have stayed home.

I have been drunk now for over two weeks.

It is an eternal truth in the political as well as the mystical body, that where one member suffers, all the members suffer with it

I know I should be leaving this climate, I've got a verse, but can't rhyme it.

It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read, I need protection from the things in my head . . .