Quotes from Jimmy Buffett

Some of it's magic, some of it's tragic, but I've had a good life all the way.

You are your own best teacher. ~Jimmy Buffett

Maybe it's all too simple for the big brains to figure it out. What if the hokey-pokey is really what it's all about?

Forget that blind ambition, and learn to trust your intuition.

We were playing a story game Bucky had invented called the Last Supper. It consisted of allowing those evil, avenging creatures of God—horseflies—to light on the exposed skin of your arm or leg and take a bite. At that point, you make up an epitaph, which you deliver to the horsefly as he eats his last meal, and then you flatten the little bastard. The speeches are voted on by those in attendance, and the best speech wins a bottle of wine.

it's my own *** fault.

When life gives you limes, make margaritas.

As a pilot I know, that if you are flying from point a to point b and a big storm blocks your way, you don't just barrel on through. You either land or do a 180 and go back to point a.

I'm growing older but not up, my metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck. Let the hands of time blow over my head, I'd rather die while I'm living, then live while I'm dead...

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

Drive-in, you guzzle gin, commit a little mortal sin.

I'd rather die while I'm living then live while I'm dead.

When they tried to draft me, I earned a college degree.

Is it ignorance or apathy, I forget the lessons taught to me.

While my mind is flexible, these brittle bones don't bend.

Never did I think that I became family entertainment.

If it doesn't work out there will never be any doubt that the pleasure was worth all the pain.

Older and wiser voices can help you find the right path, if you are only willing to listen.

I'm going back to my parrot head friends.

I recommend that you try a little mental floss.

Indecision may or may not be my problem.