Quotes from Chi Chi Rodriguez

Everything I ever had, I have shared.

Let your wife win all the battles, and you'll win the war.

When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you.

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!

I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.

A man never stands taller than when he stoops to help a child.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.

When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.

The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'

Jack Nicklaus is a legend in his spare time.

I never had a childhood. I started working when I was 7 years old. I got $1 a day getting water for the workers at the sugar cane plant.

Anybody that worries about somebody suing them, that means that they're so crooked that they sue people, and they think people are gonna sue them.

If you worry about giving, you will never have enough of anything.

I love everybody. When someone hurts, I hurt.

The caddies are so overlooked out here, and I remember the tough times I had making ends meet when I used to carry the bag.

To inspire children is my goal. Kids need adults to help them. Behind the success of a child is an adult.

My father would give his dinner to any hungry kids who walked by and then go in the backyard and pick weeds from the yard to eat.