Quotes from Ashton Kutcher

Everybody likes to hold up a really big righteous sword when people make mistakes. Well guess what, now it's recorded and everyone has access to it... so let's stop judging people.

I actually used to be a front for the largest national sports-betting syndicate in America.

Your shoes have to match your belt. That's rule number one for guys. You can't put the brown shoes with the black belt. Or a brown belt with a black wristwatch. Just don't do it! Also, I don't like boots with suits. And when you wear sneakers, make sure they go with your shirt.

Katalyst is a merger of three industries. A piece of us is connected to ad agencies. Because we get the complex overlay of the social Web, we know how to engage an audience and how to make entertainment for the social Web. And we know how to gain and activate and retain an audience. So we create social networks for brands.

After 'Punk'd,' my company Katalyst did a deal with AOL to produce short-form content for the Web. At that time it was a different game. If you got front-page coverage on any popular website, you could probably get a push.

I don't think opposites attract. I think like attracts like. So I don't think that they do attract, opposites. Only when you're talking about magnetic poles.

I think that when we start thought-policing people and idea-policing people, then that's crossing a line. And I think, you know, everybody's so afraid of this imaginary line of thought police that they forget their own personal safety.

I'm from Iowa, we don't know what cool is!

I learned what a Birkin bag is from the price tag. You'll never forget what it is once you've paid for one.

It's really easy, once somebody passes away, for the tales about them to become taller, the good ones and the bad ones.

The goal is not to get into a relationship; the goal is to be in a relationship.

All the really successful, happy relationships that I know of, the people that are together are friends, anyways.

I love life, I love people and I love sharing, so I would say that I'm romantic.

I can't grow a mustache. It's pretty sad if I attempt to.

I certainly don't think I'm deserving of taking up space forever as a human. There's a whole generation of people yet to be born that are going to be so much more evolved than I am. I don't want to take up space. They're going to be better equipped to make the world a better place than I am.

I am only young once, who cares if I'm a goofball!

I've usually found that the greatest rewards in my life come from taking on things that are a little bit scary.

Everything around us that we call life was made up by people that are no smarter than you.

Don't settle for what life gives you; make life better and build something.

I'm happy wherever I go, whatever I do. I'm happy in Iowa, I'm happy here in California.

In e-commerce, your prices have to be better because the consumer has to take a leap of faith in your product.

I don't have to act for work anymore; I can act for passion. That's freeing, but it's also a prison of its own. When you can do anything you want, you're really responsible to do something great. And that's scary.

Whether you like it or not, the digital age has produced a new format for modern romance, and natural selection may be favoring the quick-thumbed quip peddler over the confident, ice-breaking alpha male.

When I was on the '70s Show,' I had that and I had 'Punk'd' and I had my own production company. That pretty much sealed up all my time.