Quotes from Ashton Kutcher

I think the reward for doing comedy is doing the comedy itself. You get to go to work everyday and laugh and make other people laugh and to me there's no greater reward than that.

Acting can be so much fun that it's easy to forget that what you're doing is a job. But if I've got my tie on, I'm going to work.

I'm very awkward when I have time off. I don't know what to do with myself. It's weird not to work.

It takes a lot of energy to be funny... for me it does. I feel like I work twice as hard when I'm doing comedy.

I have someone that cooks for me... that's the best thing ever. I just want to show up and I want my house to be like a hotel... so I want to have a couple of options... I like to have a couple of options.

We're all living in a casino. It's just Vegas. Everything is on camera. Everything is being recorded. Everything is on audio. The truth is we all have access to everybody else's information.

You know, photo conversations are replacing verbal conversations. I don't know if that's a bad thing. A photo is worth a thousand words.

A lot of the characters I play are very naive, and I don't think I'm like that. And I'm not stupid!

A lot of people can't deal with me being famous and sh.., so they got themselves crossed off the party list, dog! It's a real drag sometimes, but I try not to let it affect me, you know?

Entertainment, really, is a dying industry.

My mom's whole side of the family, they're all Packers fans. My mom's a Bears fan. My stepdad is a Vikings guy. So that gets ugly. My mom sits upstairs watching the Bears game; he sits in the basement. They can't watch it together. Football's a violent anger in our family dynamic.

I wanted to be a genetic engineer. That was my goal in college. I wanted to figure out what the codon sequence was that causes replication in a cardio myopathic virus. That was my goal.

As marriage goes, I think most people sort of set being - you know getting married as the goal as opposed to being married.