Quotes from Laurence J. Peter

Peter's Principle: In an organization, each person rises to the level of his own incompetence.

If you can't keep up, drag them down to your level.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.

Don't worry about middle age: you'll outgrow it.

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

The advantage of modern means of communication is they enable you to worry about things in all of the world

If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.