Quotes from Denis Leary

Kids are incredibly expensive. But it pays off later when they are better educated, bigger, and better-looking than you. And find you incessantly boring and uncool.

Certain movies like 'Wag The Dog,' we used improv on every scene that we did. Pretty much, we would shoot from the script and then some stuff that we came up with in rehearsal, and then we'd have at least one or two takes where we completely went off the script and just flew by the seat of our pants.

We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!

Bill Murray doesn't do anything. He barely shows up at the movies he says he's going to do.

When I'm on stage, that's me. It's blown up, but that's me.

I don't want a president like me! I suck, okay. I want an elitist, smart guy.

Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer.

My cousin Jerry Lucey and five other firefighters died in a warehouse fire in Worcester, Mass. - my hometown - right in the middle of our old neighborhood downtown when a homeless couple started a fire to keep warm and the entire building went up. My cousin died trying to save homeless people who had already left the building.

I'm a lapsed Catholic in the best sense of the word.

I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate.

I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids.

I'm not really a Spider-Man fan. I'm more of a Batman guy.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

It would be great if firefighters across the country had the guarantee that they would be making enough money to support their family right from the get-go, but that's not the case.

I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time.

Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.

I didn't raise my kids with the fear of God.

I like Jesus, I mean, I think he was a good guy.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

My dad was very much a John Wayne kind of guy, but he was also a great guy, great sense of humor, a real dedicated dad. I don't think he ever missed a hockey game I was in.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.