Quotes from Denis Leary

My only worry about tweeting and modern technology is how it has crept into even the darkest corners of the absolute global village we live in.

We drink and we die and continue to drink.

Everyone should have an evil secret plan.

What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.

I'm sick and tired of our generation being called the TV generation. What do you expect? We watched Lee Harvey Oswald get his brains blown out all over. How could we change the channel after that?

Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual

My goal is to leave this planet with the biggest carbon footprint I can possibly leave.

Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, OK Jerry?