Quotes from Ozzy Osbourne

Rock music is not meant to be perfect.

I have a saying. 'Never judge a book by its cover'. I say that because I don't even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.

They say military have the so-called 'secret intelligence' - this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I've never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.

I'm a very simple man. You've got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off... and the nightmare continues.

I think if a man can create something like an atom bomb, he can surely create something with his own mind.

I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates. I'm the most nervous guy in the world, a frightened little man on red alert from when I wake until I go to sleep. I was born with fear.

I wish I didn't have to perform 'Iron Man' every night.

Be good and honest to your fellow man and try to do something good for somebody.

Mick Jagger, the greatest of all front men I've ever met in my life.

I'm not the kind of person you think I am, I'm not the anti-Christ, or the iron man.

Tell me I'm a sinner I got news for you I spoke to God this morning and he don't like you! Don't you try and teach me no original sin; I don't need your pity for the shape I'm in

My mother was an amateur singer, my father was an amateur drunk.

I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play.

I didn't think anything we did was spectacular. I remember we thought, 'Let's just write some scary music.'

Thank God for the bomb. Nuke ya, nuke ya.

If that's the only thing that's stopping war then thank God for the bomb.

If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.

My idea of what God should be is a good guy. I don't think there's any good in killing people in the name of your God.

Still, one of the few good things about being dyslexic is that when I say I don't read reviews, I mean I don't read reviews.

L.A.'s not a good place to grow old.

I've had so much good luck happen to me that I can't handle bad luck.

Most guys my age are boring human beings. They sit in bars, get drunk, and then go home to tell their kids the way to rule their lives, while they're absolutely stewed out of their brains.

I don't want to be a hero, I don't want to ever let you down.

I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.