Quotes from Gabriel Iglesias

Best advice, bro: Think big. Don't think small. If you think small, then you're going to stay small. Think (about) the broad scope.

For this being the holiday season everyone at the mall is pissed. Time to shop online.

Comedy is my passion. I'm going to do this until I drop.

I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake.

We can choose our family. We can't choose our relatives.

I know what it's like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic, insurance was one of those sacrifices I made early on until I could afford it.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

I eat a lot of junk food, because that's what's usually available at 1:00am when I'm all done working.

I'm a big guy, but I'm really simple with the food. I'll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.

I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.

I want to be known as a funny comic not just a funny Latino comic. I want to be able to go everywhere and anywhere.

By putting myself out there the way I've been doing people see me as a real person. Even though I do character voices and funny noises the stories are still real and I put them all out there.

Sometimes [high school speech team] was funny, other times it was just talking, but it gave me the confidence to speak in front of people after doing that for a whole year.

I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try.

When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use the voices to make it more entertaining.

I know enough football to know that's funny!

Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.