Quotes from Rachel Caine

Myrnin came in from the back room, carrying a load of books, which he dropped with a loud bang on the floor to glare at the two of them. Excuse me, he said, but when did my lab become appropriate for snogging? What's snogging? Shane asked. Ridiculous displays of inappropriate affection in front of me. Roughly translated. And what are you doing here?

shane:you only love me for my abs clair:shut up loser shift off

His smile was bright and sweet and hot enough to melt solid steel. Is this the part where I kiss you? If you like. Oh, he said, I like.

In this whole screwed up town, you're the only thing that's always been right to me, He whispered. I love you, Claire said Shane.

That's kind of a leap, but the Russian judge gave you a nine point five for style, so OK.

It's not just a miracle; it's a miracle with chocolate. Best kind.

There is a certain freedom in giving up all hope. One is no longer bound by the cords of dread or fear; you simply move toward the inevitable without thinking on the consequences.

When she set Shane's glass of Coke down in front of him, she did it with probably a little too much emphasis; he glanced up at her with a question-mark expression.[...] ''What?'' Shane asked her, and took a drink. ''Did I forget to say thanks? Because, thanks. Best Coke ever. Did you make it yourself? Special recipe?

So, been attacked by any vampires yet? Not one. Zombies? Giant spiders? Water monsters? It's been really quiet on the supernatural front Too bad, 'cause I got attacked by a devil dog. It was not awesome.

We had this talk," she said. "You may be dead sexy, and I mean, like, really dead and really sexy, but you don't get to tell me what to do. Right? And no head-shrinker stuff, either, or I swear to God, I'll pack my shit and move!

Oh, try not to sound so much like Mom—you don't have the ovaries (Monica Morrell - Last Breath)

She looked creepy/adorable.

Myrnin was heading for Kim when she picked up a crossbow lying on a table nearby and shot him pointblank in the chest. He staggered backward, muttered, Not again

No I'm worrying about people taking pictures and putting them on Facebook. That crap never dies. Kind of like you Mikey.

He had on a funny T-shirt, as usual. Today's featured acartoon figure running from a giant T. rex, and it read EXERCISE: SOME MOTIVATIONREQUIRED.

Myrnin to Claire: If anyone comes to bite you while I'm gone - well, try not to attract attention. Die quietly.

Morley put his hand over his heart and bowed from the waist, a gesture that somehow reminded Claire of Myrnin. It reminded her she missed him, too, which was just wrong. She should not be missing Morganville, or anyone in it. Especially not the crazy boss vampire who'd put fang marks in her neck that would never, ever go away. She was doomed to high-necked shirts because of him. But she did miss him.

Take the back door, she said. Claire, you and your strang friend- Eve, they both said simultaneously, and Eve held out her fst for a bump. Or, you could call me Eve the Great, Mistress of All She Surveys. Eve for short.

So we do nothing?" Claire asked. "We do the best nothing you've ever seen.

What you know about Vampires could fit into a mosquito's ass. Eve said. Irritated. All you know is what you grew up seeing on T.V. You ever actually meet one?

Shane: Score, he said, and raised the crowbar in triumph. Who's your daddy? - Black Dawn

There were a few things scarier than a bipolar vampire off his meds, but to be honest, not that many.

What's her name? Claire, what's her name?

I thought that you had stood up for the free will & rights of humans in this town." "Depends on the human," Claire said. "As far as I know, Hitler had a heartbeat, and I wouldn't vote him to be in charge.