Quotes from Sam Levenson

The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his or her fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone....

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is we'll find it.

Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, it's at the end of your arm, as you get older, remember you have another hand: The first is to help yourself, the second is to help others.

Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.

For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

It's simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge you'll never walk alone.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands: one for helping yourself, the other for helping others.

Insanity is hereditary. You can get it from your children.