Quotes from Sam Levenson

Love at first sight is easy to understand. It's when two people have been looking at each other for years that it becomes a miracle.

Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.

If you want to kill time why not try working it to death.

Our parents set the moral tone of the family. They expected more of some of us and less of others, but never less than they thought we were capable of.

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I have to do what my boy wants. My problem is: When am I going to do what I want?

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'

I like life. It's something to do. Somewhere on this globe every 10 seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.

If you want to kill time, try working it to death.

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.

Insanity is hereditary. You can get it from your children.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts get in the way of your imagination.

The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.

The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.