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My ex? Yeah, I'd still hit that. Only this time, it'd be with a car or a baseball bat...

I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my mom always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.

When breaking up with my boyfriend, he told me "you'll never find anyone like me ever!" I thought to myself I should hope not. Youre the kind I want to get rid of."

The awkward moment when an ex-boyfriend tries to add you on Facebook. (After being previously deleted.)

Theres a guy out there who is going to be really happy that you didnt get back together with your ex-boyfriend.

Every happy woman has at least one ex boyfriend behind her.

He gave me nothing, and he took it with him when he left.

No one is spared the pain of rejection, except the ignorant and the fool. Which my ex boyfriend just happens to be both of.

Do not take your ex boyfriend's bad opinion of you as the truth. Nothing he thinks or says about you is about you, but rather a reflection of his own reality.

Don't bring baggage from an ex relationship into your next relationship, unless you want it to be a short trip.

Algebra is my favorite subject...because you can replace my X without asking me Y.

Dear Ex ; you are the reason why I know I deserve so much better.

It really bothers me when I hear a guy or girl say, I'll never have anyone better than my ex. They're the best I've ever known. Newsflash: That person's an ex for a reason. If they're so great, then maybe you should be with them. But to all the hopeful guys and girls out there, don't sell yourself short. It may not be tomorrow or the next day, but one day you will find that person who is the best for you. Don't settle on what could've been. Get excited about what will happen next.

That one ex you'd take back if they asked....

You only want her attention when you see she's trying to get over you.

I couldn't help but noticing that I'm much better looking than all of your ex-girlfriends.

That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it.

Everything I used to love about you is what I hate the most about you now!

No, I'm not jealous of your new girlfriend. I feel sorry for her, because she's dating an unfaithful selfish asshole.

You may have chemistry with her but you have history with me.

Everyone has that one ex they don't want the world to know they dated.

Dear boyfriend, I do not want to see pictures of you with your ex-girlfriend. Get rid of them please. Sincerely, current girlfriend.

The moment when you see your ex again after so much time and it brings so many memories.

Dont really look back at my ex's. Some things just look better in the trash.