Quotes from Unknown

Listening to country music alone in your car is a guaranteed way to make sure you think about every ex you've ever had. Ever...

That feeling you get when you run into your Ex and you are looking your best.

Being friends with ur ex shows you two are mature enough to get over the fact that you weren't meant to be together.

Dear Ex, someday I will catch myself smiling because my life is better without you (:

Never go back to your EX. It's like reading the same book over & over again when you know how the story ends.

Message to my ex: congratulations you get to me so much everyday. I hate u so much I always think about it. Are you happy?

Message to my ex: I'm just sayin you can do better...

Message to my ex: thanks for everything, now I am more stronger than before & now I don't need you. I can walk on my own.

Message to my ex: we are both beautiful & great people who just happened to bring out the ugly in one another at times.

Thank god she is somebody elses problem now!

My ex left me for some balding, over-weight, less intelligent, less attractive, less financial secure person.

I cant be around people that youve hooked up with.

Its really comforting to know that youd rather play poker every sunday than hang out with me.

No one else is going to put up with your sh...

Size does matter and it doesn't happen to all guys.

Dont fu.. any of my friends.

I swear if I see you again I will cut your di.. off.

Let's be friends...

You better not show that video to anyone.

Sorry, I'm not into farm animals.

Im the best thing that ever happened to you and you will end up alone and wishing you had me back.

You're not ready for your next if you're still trying to impress your ex.

The best way to get over your ex-love is to simply move on.

A EX should stay an EX. They're the EXample of false love and an EXplanation for why you deserve better.