Quotes from Unknown

Baseball is the only place in life where a sacrifice is really appreciated

Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk

Ideally, the umpire should combine the integrity of a Supreme Court judge, the physical agility of an acrobat, the endurance of Job and the imperturbability of Buddha.

Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned

Many talk like philosophers yet live like fools

Democracy is a government where you can say what you think even if you don't think

Things in law tend to be black and white. But we all know that some people are a little bit guilty, while other people are guilty as hell

Guilt is regret for what weíve done. Regret is guilt for what we didnít do.

Dyspepsia is the remorse of a guilty stomach.

After dinner sit a while, and after supper walk a mile.

Be careful of the words you say, keep them soft and sweet; You never know from day to day which ones you'll have to eat.

In prayer you communicate with God, in meditation God communicates with you.

Sell not your liberty to gratify your luxury

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.

There's no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies

Golf was once a rich man's sport, but now it has millions of poor players

Golf, more than most games, has a number of cliches, often successfully disguised as "tips"

Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with disappointments

Golf is a game in which the slowest people in the world are those in front of you, and the fastest are those behind

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball.

When Tiger was 6 months old, he would sit in our garage, watching me hit balls into a net. He had been assimilating his golf swing. When he got out of the high chair, he had a golf swing

I don't say my golf game is bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced

A gimme can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers neither of whom can putt very well

Golf is an easy game...It's just hard to play