Quotes from Unknown

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Each year it seems to take less time to fly across the ocean and longer to drive to work.

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Dieters -- People that are thick and tired of it

Nothing arouses more hope than the first four hours of a diet.

Your stomach shouldn't be a waist basket.

Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

Rich, fatty foods are like destiny: they too, shape our ends.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!

Dieters live life in the fasting lane.

We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it.

"There is no likelihood man can ever tap the power of the atom"

One day at a time--this is enough. Do not look back and grieve over the past for it is gone; and do not be troubled about the future, for it has not yet come. Live in the present, and make it so beautiful it will be worth remembering

Missing the first workout is like telling a lie - the next one comes easier.

Second place is the first loser.

Beauty is but skin deep, ugly lies the bone; Beauty dies and fades away, but ugly holds its own

Honest poverty lives happily; ill gotten wealth worries.

A good test of a man's religion is its vitality.

You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same.

Chaos, panic and disorder- my work here is done

In love, it is better to know and be disappointed, than to not know and always wonder.

We say we love flowers, yet we pluck them. We say we love trees, yet we cut them down. And people still wonder why some are afraid when told they are loved.