Quotes from Unknown

Happy birthday to someone who wasn't welcomed into the world via tweet or status update.

I was going to drink tonight anyway but I'm happier it's because we're celebrating your birthday.

Now you're one year older. A bit of a grump. I just want you to know that I still care for you the same.

You're a gift to the world. How's that for a reverse birthday wish?

Hoping you dance the night away or at least watch other people dance late into the night, or at least stay awake...

Some say the glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. It's your birthday, so just drink whatever is in the glass.

So many candles such a small cake. Next year, may your birthday wish be a bigger cake.

Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we'll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest.

Never lie about your age except in the case of an emergency, like if somebody should ask how old you are.

You age like cheese...You just keep getting smellier!

Don't think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.

It's ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department.

The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you're getting older. Anyway, Happy Birthday!

You would have loved the gift I didn't bother getting you.

You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.

Money's tight. Times are hard. Here's you friggin birthday card.

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.

Nothing is more disappointing than a birthday card with no money inside.

Wanna find out who your real friends are? Remove your birthday from Facebook and see who still wishes you a happy birthday.

Cat's don't expect birthday presents, they think they already own everything.

May God be with you today and always.

I secretly like days when none of my Facebook friends have birthdays.

That awkward moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you and you have no idea where to look...

Waiting for your birthday so you can get a million Facebook wall posts.