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With love in our hearts and a twinkle in our eye. I am still trying to woo you in a hope that you will continue to be mine.

Like ornaments, thoughts of special people brighten the season and warm our hearts.

What a wonderful Christmas. A happy New Years awaits us too. What a joyous holiday time. To be spending with you!

Let's resume everything we gave up for Lent without any newfound spiritual insights.

For Lent, I'm giving up making jokes about what I'm giving up for Lent.

I'm going to give up TV for Lent except for all the programming I recorded before Lent.

Let's celebrate the end of Lent by doing everything we pretended to give up for Lent.

You may as well wait 40 more days to call me because I'm giving up flaky guys for Lent.

Let's hope this Lent we're able to give up freezing our asses off for 40 days.

Your Facebook friends are praying for you to give up Facebook for Lent.

This Lent, I'm giving up fantasizing about all the things I was going to buy with the Christmas bonus I never got.

This Lent, I'm giving up making jokes about what I'm giving up.

My employer is giving up paying me for Lent.

I've begun my 40-day celebration of no longer being religious.

Lent is my favorite time of year to not be Christian.

I'm giving up Internet porn for Lent so I'll be needing a lot more actual sex.

Lent is when I determine which addictions I may still have some control over.

If you give up gossip for Lent, I'm going to spend 40 straight days talking sh.. about you.

Let's give up our worst vices with the understanding that in about a month we'll indulge them with twice the fervor.

I wish my coworkers would give up talking to me for Lent.

Read in abudndance the Holy Quran. Abstain from food, drink and cohabitation. Maintain your nightly trips to Masjid for Taraweeh. Absolve yourself from Hellfire through seeking forgiveness. Deeds of good, never too many to have. Attempt to find and utilize the Night of Power in the odd nights of the last 10. Never return to the sins you have turned your back on in this month.

May the Ramadan bring you peace and prosperity, good health and wealth, and brighten your life forever.

I'm sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.

Why does it matter if its valentines tomorrow ? You should always show the one you love that you love them there's no need for a day for it.