Quotes from Unknown

Valentine's Day is the perfect time to reflect on all your horrible dating choices since last Valentine's Day.

The only way I could be lonelier today is if the Internet stopped working.

May your Valentine's Day dinner have the romantic lighting of a stadium blackout.

I promise to still find you attractive when you're bloated from the Valentine's Day meal and candy I buy you.

This Valentine's Day, I want you to know exactly how I feel about you in someone else's words.

If your having doubts about whether you can actually trust a person...chances are you can't.

Next time she wants to talk to you tell her your too busy trying to get that damn knife out of your back.

Friends stab you in the heart, boyfriends stab you in the back but best friends don't carry knifes, well I thought they didn't...

A friendship that ends, never really started.

Things change, and so do I. A best friend changes too, I always wonder why.

A girl's gotta do, what a girl's gotta do...too bad she's gotta do it with someone new.

So thank you for showing me that best friends can not be trusted and thank you for lying to me, Your friendship, the good times we had, you can have them back,

Make new friends but dont forget your old because new is silver and old is gold.

Don't take for granted every person close to your heart cause you might wake up one day and realized that you've lost a diamond after busy collecting stones.

You know it's a bad day when your blind date is your ex-husband.

Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Gemini and he's an asshole.

Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again.

My ex husband is my only weakness. When he tells me he loves me my heart melts.

My Ex-Husband is the BEST husband !

Who says that I am a bad house keeper, I kept all the houses of my ex-husbands.

I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is improving.

Don't worry to much about people who don't worry about you at all!

You couldn't see it and I got tired of trying to show you...

The pain is real and the scars are true. But you left me broken so now I'm dead to you.