Quotes from Lily Tomlin

The best mind-altering drug is the truth.

We're all in this alone.

I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

Remember we're all in this alone

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?