Quotes from Daria Snadowsky

I didn't realize it was possible to obsess over a girl as much as you can over a boy.

There's nothing like feeling like sh_t to kill your libido.

In some ways therapists have it harder than surgeons, who can often correct the issue with one operation. There's no quick fix for emotional trauma.

Nothing bonds people more than going through sh_t together, right?

For me, at least, feeling something, even something bad, is better than feeling nothing.

Ultimately, I have no power over what he or any boy thinks of me.

When presented with a member of the opposite sex, some of us get numbers and some of us throw up.

just because someone is a great guy doesn't guarantee we'll make a great couple, no matter how much I work at it and want it.

A boy sees a girl topless for the first time only once, and the anticipation of the big reveal is really exciting. I feel like I'm a present being unwrapped.

But when I gave bl0w jobs to my ex, I secretly hated it. What's pleasant about sucking on a stiff, veiny appendage that spurts pee and sperm?

The other big con is whether having sex could cause me to more than just like like Guy. But that could happen even if we don't sleep together. You don't even need to date a boy to dream about marrying him.

I realize that I'm far less familiar with my own privates than with Guy's, and I've seen his only twice! I guess that's to be expected, since girls can't really look at ourselves without a reflection, whereas nothing's hidden with boys. It seems unfair, but there's also something neat about it being shrouded in secrecy.

I wonder how many more penises I'll have inside me in my lifetime.

Cuteness and kindness are often inversely proportional in people.

All I mean is that, hypothetically, why would we need to see anyone else? And as long as we're going out and happy, wouldn't marriage be the goal, even if it's a decade away? 'Cause if it's not, all this is pointless.

That's the thing about exes - for eternity you feel like rivals in a kind of happiness contest, and losing would be the epitome of tragedy.

That I don't feel upset by us really being over almost trivializes how special and intense our relationship once was.

The more I hurt, the more I knew I loved, and that felt like a good thing. So that I'm letting go of the pain means I'm also letting go of the love.

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.' 

I hate how it's so much easier to be open and straightforward to a computer screen than to an actual person.

In my experience all boys can be classified as either assholes or bores, unless they're both.

Did things get a lot hooter between you tow? A little stove-top stuffing in the kitchen? -Amy

When did you stop caring for me? Certainly not before Thanksgiving. You certainly wouldn't accept a blow job from someone if you were thinking about breaking up with her.

How is it that two people can be in the same relationship and still have completely different ideas of what's going on?