Quotes from Darynda Jones

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

No. This has to do with drugs." My jaw fell open and I almost lost my toothbrush. "You're on drugs?" She pressed her mouth together. "No. You are." "I'm on drugs?" I asked, stunned. I had no idea.

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

Jesus may love you, but i'm his favourite

I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker

Love was not only blind, it often careened into Blithering Idiotsville as well.

We really should get some X-rays," the EMT said. "You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts," I said to the EMT.

Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.

He's an enigma wrapped up in sensuality padlocked with a dozen chains of desire and topped off with a razor-sharp ribbon of danger. There are more layers to him than a billionaire's wedding cake.

The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of "less is more.

A sheriff arrested me. I could be mistaken, but I'm pretty sure my men-in-uniform fetish began that day. The sheriff was hot. And he handcuffed me. I've never been the same.

He said you sparkle like a newborn galaxy and have more attitude than a rich kid with his daddy's Porsche.

Have you slept yet?' 'Sure. I took a power nap on the way over.' 'Didn't you drive there?' 'Yeah. Other drviers kept waking me up. Car horns should be illegal.' - Charley & Cookie

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should have gone to Hogwart's when I had the chance.

I knew dating the son of Satan would turn out badly

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT