Quotes from Jane Wagner

Infinity: Time on an ego trip.

I feel like my life is just passing me by like two ships in the night. And I have missed both boats.

The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs?

The human mind is kind of like a piñata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the piñata perspective, you see that losing your mind can be a peak experience.

The truth can be made up if you know how.

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. -General Omar N. Bradley This morning I threw up at a board meeting. I was sure the cat was out of the bag, but no one seemed to think anything about it; apparently it's quite common for people to throw up at board meetings.

It's not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now. But if I were truly ambitious, I think I'd already be more than I am now.

Of all the things we've learned, we still haven't learned where did this desire to want to know come from?

A sobering thought: what if, right at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.

I refuse to be intimidated by reality anymore. After all, what is reality anyway? Nothin' but a collective hunch.

I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. I can take it in small doses, but as a lifestyle I found it too confining. It was just too needful; it expected me to be there for it all the time, and with all I have to do— I had to let something go.

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

I personally believe we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. I can take it in small doses, but as a lifestyle, I found it too confining. It was just too needful; it expected me to be there for it all the time, and with all I have to do--I had to let something go.

Reality is just a collective hunch.

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, it's absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.